In the beerginning...

the Nazis made a big space full of concrete where nothing worked.
God spoke: Damn shit. I cannot move. I do not exist. I must move to exist!
om. God moved. And he felt better.
The joy was so great that many photons flipped out of him.
The concrete was gone.
The huge space was now full of colors and iron balls.
God took a match out of his pocket and lit one of the balls.
Wow. That's fun, he said and lit another one.
He lit all of the balls and named them stars.
The space was called the omniverse.
The stars burned and spun around, fused and exploded.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, brown, black and white.
The bigger stars pooped out hot materia which circulated around them. Planets!
Universes were born.
The longer the distance to the center stars, the cooler the temperature of the planets.
God figured one of the planets had the right temperature, so that all elements existed in a divine
combination: the earth!
Water, fire, earth, air and acid.
Bacteria populations started to grow in the oceans.
God called it evolution.
God took a handful of mud and discovered procaryotes, eucaryotes, plants, hermaphrodites, invertebrates,
reptiles, mammals.
females and males....